What We're Talking About at Our House:
- What color are tennis balls?
- Do elephants have penises?
- What kind of trees are countries?
- Doo-de-doo is how a song goes.
- Mr. Potato Head has a butt!
- We live on the world. That's where California is. The world.
- I GOT IT! (Said by 19-month-old upon picking up anything)
- Hats are for your head - not your legs
- If you go into the street a car can crash you
- My favorite part of today was last Halloween
- I like Chinese noodles with vegetables but not the vegetable part
- DO NOT TOUCH MY TRAINS!
- What's for dinner? [Insert any answer] That's not my favorite!
- When superheroes aren't super they turn into grownups.
- I'm sad and I don't like it!
- Can we get a carrot for a snowman's nose?
- Boys have penises. Not girls.
- The baby should NOT be touching your phone!
- Sand does not taste right.
- These pants are broken.
- Chickens aren't frightening.
- I'M NOT TIRED!
- Watermelon is the best of the fruits!
- Can we go to a Haunted House that is not scary?
- You can eat food but not people.
- Mom! MOM! Mommy! Mom! MOM!!!!
- I made a mistake and wrote on the bed.
- I'm going to stop living here and go live on the moon.
- The baby should have the broccoli. She wants it.
- It's an EMERGENCY!*
- I don't want to be a big boy! I want to stay a little boy.
- When it comes out of your butt it is called a fart. When it comes out of your mouth it is called a burp.
*Please note this phrase has never resulted in the discovery of an actual emergency
What are you guys talking about?
