We regret to inform you that "Short Fat Dictator" has reverted to the stone ages due to a lack of Internet access prompted by our recent move.
Fortunately, what with the extreme efficiency and outstanding customer service at your standard ISP, the situation should be remedied within the next day or so. When that happens, you will once again be regaled with tales of wit, woe, and Snooditude.
Rumor has it you'll even get to hear from Meg instead of her darling* husband posting in her stead.
*edited by wife